the other day brooke and i took the kiddles swimming. it was a gay old time and the kids were in heaven (one day brooke will blog about it). the aftermath of swimming is always interesting, getting 4 kids under 4 out of swim clothes, showered, and dressed all in a small dressing room is a lot. as brooke and i were quickly getting ourselves dressed i noticed how thin brooke is (who get that skinny after 2 kids?) and noticing how not thin i was. i was actually disturbed by it all day.... how can we be sisters? then the thought came to me, yzma & kronk. brooke is yzma and i am kronk and it is hilarious. brooke is all bones, her hip bones protrude for miles, and with her 8-day old balloons for boobs(her words not mine) she embodies all things yzma, minus the face. it's only because we are best friends and the fact i'd kill for her body that i can say such things. she know's i love her. plus, i am kronk. please laugh with me....
brooke
me
p.s. if you haven't seen the emperor's new groove you are missing out. its been a favorite for years. and yes, i too like kronk enjoy carrying around brooke on my back.
lol.
7 comments:
UM Hello Kronk is hot!
You are funny
Both of you are beautiful
You are hilarious. I say all those who are skinny like Brooke can go to hell. Next time you go swimmming just invite me to go with you and then you will feel a whole lot better!! You are BEAUTIFUL woman!
You are CRAZY!!!!
So funny!!
Ah ha ha whatever Kennan! I would die for your long lean luxurious legs that go on for days!!!
Kennan, you are hilarious and gorgeous!
That is so funny. I LOVE Emperor's New Groove. And I totally sympathize with the boobs comment. Totally unfair what women have to go through. And Kronk is great too! You're better at jump roping, I'd say
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